My 6000th pageview is coming up, so I think I'll draw something for anyone who sends me a screenshot of it. Take a picture with your digital camera, camera phone, use some kind of screencap program...whatever. Just send me a pic, and I'll draw something for ya

Okay, here goes....

4 quotations you try to live by:
1. I only need one: "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women." If you don't like Conan the Barbarian, you suck!

4 pet peeves:
1. people who have an opinion on everything
2. people who form opinions before gathering facts
3. people. Srsly, all of them.
4. Tool. "Boo" to the most pretentious buch of cocks ever.

4 guilty pleasures:
1. Norah Jones. Mention this again, and I'll kill you.
2. My Chemical Romance. Mention this again and I'll kill you.
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Project Runway

4 things you don't like about yourself:
1. I refuse to answer this question on the grounds of "too emo."

4 things you dislike about your image:
1. See above

4 favorite musical artists:
1. Acid Bath
2. Pantera
3. Slayer
4. James Taylor

4 favorite songs:
1. "Bleed Me an Ocean" by Acid Bath
2. "Master of Puppets" by Metallica
3. "The Decline" by NoFx
4. "Sorrow" by Bad Religion

4 things you'd rather not die from:
1. being boiled alive
2. being burned/cooked alive
4. being skinned alive
3. Anal rape

4 favorite TV shows:
1. Oz (hence my fear of being raped to death)
2. Rome
3. Six Feet Under
4. The Sopranos

4 favorite movies:
1. Conan the Barbarian
2. Fight Club
3. Gladiator
4. Pulp Fiction

4 favorite comics:
1. The Ultimates
2. Watchmen
3. The Dark Knight Returns
4. Planetary

4 other people you tag:
Nope. This is where chain letters come to die.



COMMISSION RATES (single character):

$10= pencil drawing
$15= inked
$25= colored
add $5 per extra character
add $15 for a backgound

By "background", I mean a landscape of some sort that I have to draw. If you just want like a little box, or a photo-manip background like this [link] , I probably won't charge extra.

I accept paypal, money orders, and personal checks, but I'll wait until the check clears before I send the final product.

I'm a bit hesitant to deal with shipping and such, so what you're paying for is a 300dpi (if you want higher, let me know) digital image. I'll e-mail you a sketch before you pay, and after payment clears I'll e-mail you the hi-res thing. Unless, of course, you live in Baton Rouge, LA, in which case I can bring you the original. I'll want to post the pic on my DA page, but if you have a problem with that, then I'll respect your wishes, no questions asked. You payed for it, so it's up to you where its shown.

Let me add that if you buy one of my prints, I'll draw you a pencil commission free of charge.




My peeps:


Louisiana, represent:


Clubs:


Pros:


I am a stamp whore: